Who would have ever thought......

Run Deep, Run Silent,

My granddaughter Haley came into my room and she had a very cross look on her face. I ask her what was wrong. She just looked at me and didn't say a word.

She had just gotten into trouble by her dad and I realized she was in " silent mode".

ahhh...I love silent mode.

Haley is very good at the silent treatment. She can make more noise in silence than anyone I know. Her facial expressions have been known to paralize people. She can render a whole room full of adults to utter silence with just a look and a stomp of her foot.

The pet dog runs and hides(I think he can hear things we cant).
I gave her a bar-b-que potato chip, she is all better now.

She should grow up to be president.
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Peace

My Thoughts on Deer Hunting

THE Deer Hunting Blog

Ok, so I went deer hunting over the weekend.

Why do they call it hunting anyways, it's more like deer waiting. You go and sit and wait on a deer to show up.

Anyways, we were at a cabin and I got up early and went outside to smoke. The sun wasn't up yet and I was enjoying the calm and the terrific view when all of a sudden this really huge buck with antlers the size of Texas came walking up. His eyes were fiery red and smoke came out of his nostrils. The ground seemed to shake with his every step.

He walked over to me and said " Do not shoot any of my Kinfolk!!"

So I said " Yes Deer"

and then I went back in the cabin and ate some Bar-B-que potato chips.

Next year I am going to go pan for gold.

Things you should always take when going deer hunting.

1. Bar-b-que potato chips

2. Big truck

3. crossword puzzles

4. thermal underwear

5. Air freshener( the cabin Bathroom didn't have a window)

What was I Thinking?

When you ask yourself "What was I thinking?" do you really want an answer?

Like the time when you took the family to that amusment park because the sign said "Fun for the entire Family!". There is no such thing as fun for the entire family....what was you thinkin.?

Bubblegum bubble blowing contest with your grandchildren....I dont know what I was thinkin?

Corvette? .....Middle age crazy I dont know what I was thinkin...but sometimes I still think it.


Huh?

Here is my favorite....lets get it now, we can pay it off later...hahahahha

Its so simple to make all you have to do is read the instuctions....We have all fallen for that one...what were we thinkin?

"yes Honey that was delicious".....omg now she makes it every other night.....what was I thinkin?

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Ok, so I read an ad for an internet dating service, Date 50+ women, lol its the "+ "part that scares me.

I Should have Thought of That

Things I should have thought of but I didn't.

1. The Internet.

2. 3-D Television

3. Gatorade

4. bar-b-que potatoe chip (actually, i just like to put bar-b-que potatoe chips in all my blogs. Keeps the blogs good and crunchy)

5. slurpies

Things I wish no-one had thought of

1. Mustard

2. The Internet

3. The little grocery carts for kids....arrrrgh

4. Plastic water bottles...is there any noise in the world more annoying?

5. purple

Your comments have been duly noted and I have read them all. Just don't say any thing bad about bar-b-que potatoe chips.

Here's a thought....

Bar-B-Que Potatoe chips.= Good
Bar-B-Que Oatmeal= Bad

I love Popcorn. I make popcorn a lot.Just recently my microwave went south and now I have to make popcorn on the stove. I came to a couple of conclusions, Microwave popcorn is sooo much better than stovetop popcorn.

There I said it. Let the argument begin.

Take a bag of popcorn , sprinkle a little chile powder on it, just a shake of cumin, add pepper, and salt..viola... chile popcorn...um um good.

I have never been to France.

I have recently been spotted smoking cigars. Don't know where the spots came from.. ( This is where you scratch your head and go Huh?)

Oh...Leave comments!!! There is this one guy who leaves a comment on every blog I write..he calls himself "anonymous". I think he knows a lot of people. He is pretty funny, just click "Comments" below the blog and add your own. you too can be anonymous.

I think , therefore I ....

I wrote an article and submitted it to ezine articles . com a few months ago. I check it yesterday and it has been read over 2700 times. Jeez , some people have nothing to do...lol

So I wrote another article and submitted it. It has only been read 40 times. My faith in humanity is restored.

Ben Franklin flew that kite in a thunderstorm and somehow discover electricity. I have been an electrician for over 30 years and i assure you , you cant get electricity by tying a key to a kite string. storm or no storm it aint gonna happen. I think he was just drunk.

Random thoughts

I ran into a guy I went to school with the other day.

He stole my lunch money.....

Jokes on him though...I had already eaten...lol

I hate banks... I went to the bank the other day and the teller had on a mask and was holding a bag...I said " wow...very cool halloween costume"...she stole my lunch money.