Just What were they thinking!!
They went and changed my bar-b-que potato chips. New Flavor.....
It almost makes me wanna cuss. Why do companies always feel like they have to change things? I gotta tell ya, I luvs me some bar-b-que chips and then they gotta change them...didn't they learn anything from the "new Coke" fiasco.
Maybe I will switch brands. But I will remember my Lays ruffled bar-b-cue with great emotion. I think i am going to youtube and find some sad songs.....
Saturday, June 16, 2012
Saturday, March 24, 2012
What Was He Thinkin anyways?
Was old Honest Abe Lincoln Gay?
The chief evidence of Lincoln's homosexual inclination is his relationship with Joshua Speed, a handsome 22-year-old shopkeeper when the two men met in 1837. Abe, then a 28-year-old lawyer with bright prospects but poor cash flow, arrived in Springfield, Illinois, and asked about the price of bedding at Speed's general store. Learning that Lincoln was nearly broke, Speed invited him to share his bed upstairs. "The traveler inspected the bed and, looking into the merchant's sparkling blue eyes, agreed on the spot," Carol Lloyd wrote in Salon in 1999. "For the next four years the two men shared that bed along with their most private fears and desires."
That doesn't mean he was gay but my research shows that there were other beds in that house....
Oh and by the way did you know that while they were renovating Ben Franklins house in 1997 they found ten bodies buried in the basement?
Another thing ... if you look at old picture of John Kennedy you will notice that he was very skinny and sickly, but when he started running for president he all of a sudden gained about 30 pounds of muscle.... Turns out they were giving him steroids.
The chief evidence of Lincoln's homosexual inclination is his relationship with Joshua Speed, a handsome 22-year-old shopkeeper when the two men met in 1837. Abe, then a 28-year-old lawyer with bright prospects but poor cash flow, arrived in Springfield, Illinois, and asked about the price of bedding at Speed's general store. Learning that Lincoln was nearly broke, Speed invited him to share his bed upstairs. "The traveler inspected the bed and, looking into the merchant's sparkling blue eyes, agreed on the spot," Carol Lloyd wrote in Salon in 1999. "For the next four years the two men shared that bed along with their most private fears and desires."
That doesn't mean he was gay but my research shows that there were other beds in that house....
Oh and by the way did you know that while they were renovating Ben Franklins house in 1997 they found ten bodies buried in the basement?
Another thing ... if you look at old picture of John Kennedy you will notice that he was very skinny and sickly, but when he started running for president he all of a sudden gained about 30 pounds of muscle.... Turns out they were giving him steroids.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Picking your Thoughts, or an Adults Guide to Picking Your Nose
The Art Of the Pick
Just to set the record straight, we all pick our noses.
There are certain rules we should all follow. Now we are talking about picking here, not your occasional wipe. The shirt sleeve is only acceptable in certain situations for the wipe. but thats a whole nuther blog which I will get to eventually.
These are just general guidelines which I have picked up over my 54 years of nose picking.
Rules of the pick.
Keep fingers dry and clean.
If the fingers are wet, the pick become more difficult and the object of the pick will tend to not stick to the finger properly. Especially important for those of us who have mustaches.
There is nothing scarier than losing the object of a pick and not knowing where it went. Remember you are trying to not bring attention to the fact that you are a picker and fumbling the pick is serious.
You are with a group of people and the conversation is going well, when you feel the need to pick. You turn you head and make a coughing noise and raise your hand to cover your cough.
While the head is turn you quickly insert finger in nose and the object of the pick sticks to end of finger.
SUCCESS
or at least you thought you had success till you take a quick peek at you finger and there is nothing there.
Now your brain goes into full panick mode.
Is it in your mustache, is it on your shirt, did you breath out and it go flying across the room or
.......is it just hanging there?
Clean you Hands frequently.
Auto mechanics with greasy hands are the worst pickers.If you are a white guy with a black nose...well we know what you have been doing.
Pinch and roll
Depending on your nose, you may be one of those few that can do the pinch and roll.
Grasp nose at eye level, pinch and slide down. Hopefully the object of the pick will end up between the fingers. Then simply roll roll roll until it disappears.
End of Part one...please Stay tuned for further picking lessons
Just to set the record straight, we all pick our noses.
There are certain rules we should all follow. Now we are talking about picking here, not your occasional wipe. The shirt sleeve is only acceptable in certain situations for the wipe. but thats a whole nuther blog which I will get to eventually.
These are just general guidelines which I have picked up over my 54 years of nose picking.
Rules of the pick.
Keep fingers dry and clean.
If the fingers are wet, the pick become more difficult and the object of the pick will tend to not stick to the finger properly. Especially important for those of us who have mustaches.
There is nothing scarier than losing the object of a pick and not knowing where it went. Remember you are trying to not bring attention to the fact that you are a picker and fumbling the pick is serious.
You are with a group of people and the conversation is going well, when you feel the need to pick. You turn you head and make a coughing noise and raise your hand to cover your cough.
While the head is turn you quickly insert finger in nose and the object of the pick sticks to end of finger.
SUCCESS
or at least you thought you had success till you take a quick peek at you finger and there is nothing there.
Now your brain goes into full panick mode.
Is it in your mustache, is it on your shirt, did you breath out and it go flying across the room or
.......is it just hanging there?
Clean you Hands frequently.
Auto mechanics with greasy hands are the worst pickers.If you are a white guy with a black nose...well we know what you have been doing.
Pinch and roll
Depending on your nose, you may be one of those few that can do the pinch and roll.
Grasp nose at eye level, pinch and slide down. Hopefully the object of the pick will end up between the fingers. Then simply roll roll roll until it disappears.
End of Part one...please Stay tuned for further picking lessons
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