Black Friday Ha.... It should be called Battle Friday. Come to think of it maybe there should be a video game.....Battle Friday 3. I don't know what the 3 is for it just seems that all video games have a number.
The object of the game would be to arrive home safely with the gift that you selected. oh...I know.. it would have to have different levels.
Level 1. Navigate the parking lot.
Here is the beginning of the the epic battle. You must safely negotiate the parking lot and find a space close to the entrance. Once you find a space then you have to battle your way past others who are trying to get to the wally world sales extravaganza before you.
Weapons in level one are:
super sticky bubble gum,
supercharged SUV,
and the ultimate level one weapon is the handful of slippery ball bearings that you can throw to make your enemies slide right out of the parking lot.
The are obstacle to overcome in the parking lot
Obstacles are:
speeding cars..don't let them hit you, you must hit them to destroy thier chances.
Parking lot attendants...they can slow you down while your enemies run past you
oil slicks and mud puddles: beware of the yellow mud puddles
And whatever you do DON'T Wake up the Guy Sleeping in his Car, He can be very annoying.
Drop coins in the red bucket for bonus prizes.
Level 2
Wow, you made it to level two. Now you must begin shopping. Fight you way past the greeter at the entrance but dont walk past the little stand where there are hidden coupons, grab some of those and continue.
Find your gifts and battle your way to the checkout stand.
weapons in level two are:
Armored shopping cart
invisibilty cloak, only drawback is that you have to uncloak to load your shopping cart.
Cotton candy, this stuff can do some serious damage to your enemies.
Thing to beware of in level 2
The Sample lady. Try to steer clear of the pizza sample lady she will give you such bad heartburn you may have to leave the store.
Food court, the line never moves.
cart raiders...they will steal stuff outta your cart.
Survey takers, never ever talk to survey takers, they team up with cart raiders and give you migraine headaches. A trip to the pharmacy will be required to overcome the effects of the survey taker.
The cleanup on aisle thirteen is never a good thing so beware.
There are bonuses in level two
Look for the blue light specials and get there first to recieve supercharger for you shopping cart.
check all abandoned shopping carts for added value coupons.
food items can be tossed in the electronics department for added excitement
Bar-b-que Potatoe chips will give you temporary super powers, such as speed,high jump, and kung-fu super grip.
Level 3
The Checkout
Weapons are:
Golden credit card
Rainchecks of different values
Cash
ski mask and machine gun
Obstacles in level 3 are:
Super slow checkers
Gossiping checker
cart raiders
line jumpers, a few rounds from machine gun will take care of line jumpers
Bonuses are golden credit card will recieve faster service
high score will get security to escort to car.
Oh and dont forget the Bar-B-Que potatoe chips
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