What was I Thinking?

When you ask yourself "What was I thinking?" do you really want an answer?

Like the time when you took the family to that amusment park because the sign said "Fun for the entire Family!". There is no such thing as fun for the entire family....what was you thinkin.?

Bubblegum bubble blowing contest with your grandchildren....I dont know what I was thinkin?

Corvette? .....Middle age crazy I dont know what I was thinkin...but sometimes I still think it.


Huh?

Here is my favorite....lets get it now, we can pay it off later...hahahahha

Its so simple to make all you have to do is read the instuctions....We have all fallen for that one...what were we thinkin?

"yes Honey that was delicious".....omg now she makes it every other night.....what was I thinkin?

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Ok, so I read an ad for an internet dating service, Date 50+ women, lol its the "+ "part that scares me.

I Should have Thought of That

Things I should have thought of but I didn't.

1. The Internet.

2. 3-D Television

3. Gatorade

4. bar-b-que potatoe chip (actually, i just like to put bar-b-que potatoe chips in all my blogs. Keeps the blogs good and crunchy)

5. slurpies

Things I wish no-one had thought of

1. Mustard

2. The Internet

3. The little grocery carts for kids....arrrrgh

4. Plastic water bottles...is there any noise in the world more annoying?

5. purple

Your comments have been duly noted and I have read them all. Just don't say any thing bad about bar-b-que potatoe chips.

Here's a thought....

Bar-B-Que Potatoe chips.= Good
Bar-B-Que Oatmeal= Bad

I love Popcorn. I make popcorn a lot.Just recently my microwave went south and now I have to make popcorn on the stove. I came to a couple of conclusions, Microwave popcorn is sooo much better than stovetop popcorn.

There I said it. Let the argument begin.

Take a bag of popcorn , sprinkle a little chile powder on it, just a shake of cumin, add pepper, and salt..viola... chile popcorn...um um good.

I have never been to France.

I have recently been spotted smoking cigars. Don't know where the spots came from.. ( This is where you scratch your head and go Huh?)

Oh...Leave comments!!! There is this one guy who leaves a comment on every blog I write..he calls himself "anonymous". I think he knows a lot of people. He is pretty funny, just click "Comments" below the blog and add your own. you too can be anonymous.

I think , therefore I ....

I wrote an article and submitted it to ezine articles . com a few months ago. I check it yesterday and it has been read over 2700 times. Jeez , some people have nothing to do...lol

So I wrote another article and submitted it. It has only been read 40 times. My faith in humanity is restored.

Ben Franklin flew that kite in a thunderstorm and somehow discover electricity. I have been an electrician for over 30 years and i assure you , you cant get electricity by tying a key to a kite string. storm or no storm it aint gonna happen. I think he was just drunk.

Random thoughts

I ran into a guy I went to school with the other day.

He stole my lunch money.....

Jokes on him though...I had already eaten...lol

I hate banks... I went to the bank the other day and the teller had on a mask and was holding a bag...I said " wow...very cool halloween costume"...she stole my lunch money.

Just a Thought

I just woke up.
I think I was abducted by aliens last Night, could have been a dream.

All the aliens looked like Spock. You know, pointy ears and stuff.

I told them I was broke and I didn't have a job. They kicked me off thier ship!

Stupid aliens.

Think Tank

My readers oftens send me e-mails asking for advice.

One recent question.

cracker@jack.com ask me: "How do I get people to call me?"

I replied."Go buy a lot of stuff on credit, then don't pay your bills, you will get tons of new callers.


I really hate Mondays. I bought some "white-out" and went to work on all my calenders. Im going to miss all those holidays. I may need to rethink this one.

Thinkin Again

They Look a lot alike. When I first saw the picture of my Mom I thought it was my grand-daughter Alexis.

This is my Mom in 1941 and 1942

This is Alexis in 2009

The Thinkin Man's Blog

I have been doing some thinkin.

I can hear your thoughts, "Oh crap, Roy's thinkin again, everyone run!!

Now I got a headache. Maybe I should get someone else to think for me.

The End